Horrible misconceptions…

• Category: Journal
• Date: 12.11.09

I hate it when I’m training a female, and as soon as I have her touch a damn weight she starts crying “But I don’t want to get too bulky!”….

Are you ladies seriously that retarded? Guys spend year after year trying to get big, spend thousands on supplements, resort to drugs, try out every fucken program they can find! And still they remain small. If men, whom have a SHITLOAD more testosterone in their bodies, and are supposed to be bigger and stronger than women, have such a hard time gaining mass, what makes you think you’ll explode into a massive beast over night?

Weight lifting, even if it’s a program specifically for hypertrophy (muscle size increase) only works if it’s accompanied by the right diet, and lots of rest. And even then it’s sometimes a damn bitch.

These women are by NO means fucken normal. You think they ACCIDENTLY got this big by lifting too much weight? HAHAHAHA! If you’re that gullible, please give me a call cause I got some beautiful gold for sale, looks just like pennies, but trust me, it’s this new type of browned gold…

Number one, this is what these ladies want, believe it or not. They like it, it’s what their “sport” demands. Number B, these ladies are on so much testosterone and steroids that they have more test in their bodies than most high level male athletes. And number *, don’t you think you’d maybe notice WELL before it got that far out of hand? Ya know, like after only 5 lbs you say “wait a fucken minute!”. However if you’re stupid enough not to notice an increase of, oh let’s say 80lbs then being a jacked man-woman is the least of your worries hahaha.

Now, something much more pleasing to the eyes. Here are some hot crossfit babes. These chicks lift heavy ass weights, very often going for 1 rep max attempts, they blast through workouts hard (using both body weight as well as external weight), they do exercises in any rep range from 1 to 100, and in many cases crush the men in the class all while using the same damn weight regardless of their much lower bodyweight!

Now you can’t seriously tell me that the ladies out there wouldn’t want to look like one of these gals! They’re gorgeous, and completely functional! I would put my money on any one of these ladies over some idiot gym rat bodybuilder ANY-FUCKEN-DAY!

PS. For any guys out there, those last 3 pics, they happen to be the top 3 reasons for men to do Crossfit Find an affiliate near you!

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